Tired of unsatisfying chocolate sauces that leave you sad and unfulfilled?
Look no further.
This Dirty, Awesome, Dippy, Sexy Chocolate Dipping Sauce is set to get you searching for a spoon so you can not only drizzle it over marshmallows and strawberries, but guzzle it up like the stressed-out, chocolate craving individual you are.
Steady on, soldier. You are but three steps away from creating perfection.
1 Large(ish) bar of chocolate (light, dark, milk, white, it's up to you; whatever floats your boat)
A teaspoon of butter
A splash of full-fat milk
A drip of single cream
Set up a bain-marie with a pan and a Pyrex bowl. Fill pan with water, letting it boil, then cool to a simmer. Place bowl on top and melt chocolate. When chocolate has melted, add a splash of milk, a drip of single cream and a good teaspoon of butter. Stir like the chocolate-gorging demon you are. Watch for the mixture to become glossy and smooth in consistency.
Pour into a bowl and serve straight away before you guzzle it all, you naughty person, you!
Serve with fruit - sumptious strawberries, randy raspberries and brazen blueberries.
Alright - come on! I'm no that classy! I would be scooping this up with ready salted! Yum!